[ The amount of explaining Taichi wants to do about alien fuckplanets is about the same as Sakyo wants to hear about them, which is why it doesn't make much sense. They were in fact not in a relationship during handholding time, though, and Taichi has decidedly gone far enough with Hikaru that there is no denying that they are together. Azami would kill him for even mentioning it.]
I wanted to formally introduce you two! "Meet the parents" dinner sort of thing! Though I couldn't afford it last month so I was waiting!
Sort of! I told Hikaru about Autumn Troupe and he actually has a friend who wants him to call him dad too so I couldn't help it! He knows I have an actual family too though, no worries.
[ There are more people like Omi out there that doesn't mind the parental nicknaming nonsense? What is wrong with the youth these days. ]
Don't give me this "meet the parents" bullshit then if they know it's fake. Listen, I get what's going on, my question's been answered, that's it. Go date your boyfriend, good for you. I don't care.
[ He is straight up lying. Tsundere gonna tsun. ]
I don't know why they'd want to meet me in the first place. Have you even told the Director about all this? Are you intending to introduce your boyfriend to her too?
If you don't care why'd you ask?? Sakyo-nii... ｡*⭒⑅ ˙ྌ˙⑅⭒*｡
Because you're an important part of my life and of course I'm going to tell my boyfriend about all of Autumn troupe and the director. If she wants to meet them she can, but she's always busy somehow! You're not in the yakuza here so you don't even have a job, you have plenty of time.
[ Somehow, Taichi has faith that Izumi will somehow have built an entire theater while Sakyo is still trying to comprehend how his fakeson has a boyfriend. ]
Because you're the type of moron that could get catfished by an actual fish.
[ Don't project familial feelings of love and respect onto him!!
Also what the fuck Taichi you basically called him POOR??? Grounded. ]
You're saying I'm more approachable because I'm jobless. Your boyfriend is rich. What about that screams, "This is a great person to have associated with me"?!
He's rich in his world, not this one. In this one, I was able to afford my own place because I learned how to save money from you. I maybe had to get it sooner than I wanted because I got kicked out of the inns so I don't have a lot of furniture, but I'd be living on the streets if I didn't know how to save money Sakyo Style!
In the end, it's thanks to Sakyo-nii that my bf and I can sleep in a comfy awesome bed together when he visits! (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)
[ He doesn't know whether to be genuinely flattered that he actually put into practice Sakyo's constant budgeting and money saving even when he wasn't with him, or disgusted that he just told him he and his boyfriend fuck.
They totally fuck. He didn't say it, but they share the same bed sometimes they're teenagers they're dating they ABSOLUTELY FUCK. ]
[ The joke's on you, Sakyo, Taichi still has his V Card if you only count the Full Experience.
He was texting not talking but instead of typing words he just sends a pic of his Queen sized bed, with a giant Akapoyo-kun plush on it, and there's a framed love letter visible near the bed. ]
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I wanted to formally introduce you two! "Meet the parents" dinner sort of thing! Though I couldn't afford it last month so I was waiting!
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Don't give me this "meet the parents" bullshit then if they know it's fake. Listen, I get what's going on, my question's been answered, that's it. Go date your boyfriend, good for you. I don't care.
[ He is straight up lying. Tsundere gonna tsun. ]
I don't know why they'd want to meet me in the first place. Have you even told the Director about all this? Are you intending to introduce your boyfriend to her too?
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Because you're an important part of my life and of course I'm going to tell my boyfriend about all of Autumn troupe and the director. If she wants to meet them she can, but she's always busy somehow! You're not in the yakuza here so you don't even have a job, you have plenty of time.
[ Somehow, Taichi has faith that Izumi will somehow have built an entire theater while Sakyo is still trying to comprehend how his fakeson has a boyfriend. ]
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[ Don't project familial feelings of love and respect onto him!!
Also what the fuck Taichi you basically called him POOR??? Grounded. ]
You're saying I'm more approachable because I'm jobless. Your boyfriend is rich. What about that screams, "This is a great person to have associated with me"?!
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He's rich in his world, not this one. In this one, I was able to afford my own place because I learned how to save money from you. I maybe had to get it sooner than I wanted because I got kicked out of the inns so I don't have a lot of furniture, but I'd be living on the streets if I didn't know how to save money Sakyo Style!
In the end, it's thanks to Sakyo-nii that my bf and I can sleep in a comfy awesome bed together when he visits! (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)
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They totally fuck. He didn't say it, but they share the same bed sometimes they're teenagers they're dating they ABSOLUTELY FUCK. ]
Please stop talking.
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He was texting not talking but instead of typing words he just sends a pic of his Queen sized bed, with a giant Akapoyo-kun plush on it, and there's a framed love letter visible near the bed. ]
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